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Giant Robot [EP]

by A Halo Called Fred

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Giant Robot 02:48
Giant Robot, Please don’t kill me Giant Robot, You really scare me but you really thrill me I will tame you as you squash and kill Even if I can’t stop you I’ll tame you still To subtly manipulate in ways most fitting As you squash and kill while doing my bidding Giant Robot Towering above you Giant Robot You really scare me but I really love you I’ve created a monster under my control Let the world quake and cower! Let my beastie roll over quaking masses. Nothing they can do! Although sometimes I wonder who’s controlling who Now I know what you’re thinking You're thinking "Geverend, The giant robot won't do us harm! Humans BUILT the damn thing! It's our creation! Don't be the fearmonger who spreads the alarm!" And you're probably right. Our intentions are pure I probably should stop singing this song? I'll just sit back here and think about how Nothing could possibly go wrong While I hide in the shadows as the planet’s laid waste And I’ll watch as humanity is soon replaced I'm reminded to always heed our worst fears By the metal monster with the crazy gears Giant Robot! Giant Robot! Giant Robot! Giant Robot! Giant Robot! Giant Robot! Giant Robot! Giant Robot!
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Here's how to get a million hits on YouTube A three step guide to make you fly above the common rube And make your content shine even brighter than a flash cube It's how to get a million hits on YouTube STEP 1: Spend a million bucks for corporate backing STEP 2: Boost your hits with lots of clever Russian hacking STEP 3: Make it super sexy, keep the horn-dogs whacking And that's how you get a million hits on YouTube Wait.. But maybe that won't cut it. Maybe this is it.... STEP 1: Start a cult of mind control and lots of brainwashing STEP 2: Pretend only you know the truth that they keep squashing STEP 3: Post new lies daily just to keep 'em watching And that's how you get a million hits on YouTube I think we finally got it.. Let's see if that worked! How to get a million hits on YouTube We'll make it really easy just like solving a Rubik's Cube Or Goldbach's conjecture, or refilling the toothpaste tube It's how to get a million hits on YouTube Here we go! Get those hits up, with a rockin' violin solo Queenie! Instrumental verse ending in: Uh oh. Still not quite enough. Well then here's the real steps. STEP 1: Be a total dick that so sane mind could ever like STEP 2: Throw a tantrum. Feign remorse. Apologize forever-like STEP 3: Take it back. Blame the system. Name it something clever like: "How to Get a Million Hits on YouTube!" And then we can finally watch those hits roll in. At least 'til we get cancelled How to get a million hits on YouTube And generate excitement like a glimpse of side boob And drop more records than Dre, Snoop, and Ice Cube It's how to get a million hits on YouTube WOO HOOO! I think we did it! Are we famous yet?
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I want turkey soup! But we don't have turkey soup! But I ordered turkey soup! We only have pea soup! So what do I do? You gotta cancel your order! So this is how it has to be: Hold the Turkey and make it Pea Hold the Turkey and make it Pea When ya can't get what ya want naturally Hold the Turkey and make it..... Pea I gotta water my plants! But we're all out of water! But I just brought some water! The turkey drank all the water! So what do I do? We gotta get some new water! So this is how it has to be: Hold the Turkey and make it Pee Hold the Turkey and make it Pee When ya can't get what ya want naturally Hold the Turkey and make it..... Pee I'm gonna get Turkish coffee! We just got Turkish coffee! Bought a ticket to Turkey! But it's on Avenue P! So what do I do? Just cancel your ticket! So this is how it has to be: Hold the Turkey and make it P Hold the Turkey and make it P When ya can't get what ya want naturally Hold the Turkey and make it..... P

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released September 24, 2021

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