Cthulhu’s Head is a Great Big Squid

from by A Halo Called Fred

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Originally written for and performed at the Celebrity Roast of Cthulhu at Jeff Mach's Wicked Winter Renaissance Faire, 2014.

lyrics

Cthulhu! Cthulu! Cthulu! Cthulhu!
He’s big, He’s scary
He’s squishy, He’s scaly
But if you say he’s not sexy, you’re a dunce
his face fills 27 holes at once.

Cthulhu! Cthulu! Cthulhu! Cthulu!
He’s ugly! to behold!
And he’s really, really, really old
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die

(chorus)
He lies asleep where that city slid
He’ll rule again like he once did
Now his body waits where the water hid
That Cthulu’s head is a great big squid

Cthulhu! Cthulu! Cthulhu! Cthulu!
He’s worshiped! He’s feared!
He’s got squishy dreadlocks for a beard!
Dance around in your cult, in your head he’s beaming
“In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming”

(chorus)

Cthulhu! Cthulu! Cthulhu! Cthulu!
He’s filling your head with screams!
He’s haunting all your dreams!
Grab his head with an army of a million troops
And make calamari the size of hula hoops

(chorus)

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