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Hold the Turkey

from Giant Robot [EP] by A Halo Called Fred

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Recorded in four socially isolated locations in spring of 2020, Hold the Turkey is that dad joke you never knew you always needed at a time when we need to be sure we can still make music!

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lyrics

I want turkey soup!
But we don't have turkey soup!
But I ordered turkey soup!
We only have pea soup!
So what do I do?
You gotta cancel your order!
So this is how it has to be:

Hold the Turkey and make it Pea
Hold the Turkey and make it Pea
When ya can't get what ya want naturally
Hold the Turkey and make it..... Pea

I gotta water my plants!
But we're all out of water!
But I just brought some water!
The turkey drank all the water!
So what do I do?
We gotta get some new water!
So this is how it has to be:

Hold the Turkey and make it Pee
Hold the Turkey and make it Pee
When ya can't get what ya want naturally
Hold the Turkey and make it..... Pee

I'm gonna get Turkish coffee!
We just got Turkish coffee!
Bought a ticket to Turkey!
But it's on Avenue P!
So what do I do?
Just cancel your ticket!
So this is how it has to be:

Hold the Turkey and make it P
Hold the Turkey and make it P
When ya can't get what ya want naturally
Hold the Turkey and make it..... P

credits

from Giant Robot [EP], track released April 14, 2020

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The finest guitar, bass, violin, and Tupperware band in all of time and space, geek-rock legends for over 25 years.

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