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In An Alternate Reality

from We Love You All by A Halo Called Fred

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In an alternate reality black is white
In an alternate reality day is night
In an alternate reality false is true
But in every reality, I love you

One day I traveled back in time
Cured the plague, stepped on a Butterfly
Rewrote the Gettysburg address
Broke Gutenberg’s first printing press

When I got back the world was strange
The Dalai Lama was deranged
Bicycles were dirty, cars were clean
Goats were replaced by a machine

I thought “Oh man, that’s really weird
Has this gone worse that I have feared?
Have I done good? Have I done harm?”
But then you threw yourself in my arms!

In an alternate reality black is white
In an alternate reality day is night
In an alternate reality false is true
But in every reality, I love you

Next time I went back to the past
I cancelled Steve Jobs’ calligraphy class
Burned Newton’s apple tree to the ground
Saved the dinosaurs, let Hitler drown

When I got back to my own time
Somehow the words orange and banana rhymed
Fred Phelps and Lady GaGa were in love
The world was ruled by an evil glove

I thought, “My God What Have I done?
How did the world turn out so wrong?
How can I get it back on track?”
But then I kissed you and you kissed me back!

In an alternate reality black is white
In an alternate reality day is night
In an alternate reality false is true
But in every reality, I love you

The world is like a house of cards
Just pull one down it falls apart
But then when everything gets strange
It’s good to know that one thing can’t change

In an alternate reality black is white
In an alternate reality day is night
In an alternate reality false is true
But in every reality, I love you

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from We Love You All, released February 3, 2015

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