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Important note: Doing the Bullwinkle voice seemed of the highest humor at the time this track was recorded. However, upon listening back later, it was judged as out of place but too late to revise (as this was before digital).

Subsequently, any joke that is only funny in the moment the joke is made, can be correctly referred to as a "Bullwinkle".

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The Pain Is Nice And So Am I The One
Severely Hurt Could Die His Hair Looks Very
Different Today But He's Still The Same
The Ladder Wasn't Twice As Tall He Broke
The Bones Which Broke His Fall They Put Him Back
Together In A Most Peculiar Way
The Grill Was Hot And So's Your Mom Apol
Ogizing Yet For Some Enlightened Fel
Low's Burning Off His Face But He's OK
The Skateboard Wasn't Twice As Quick The Road
Was Just A Little Slick The Doctor's Bill
Was Higher Than The Flames And He's OK
The Gun Was Loud And Also Hurt My Feel
Ings 'Cause I'm Not Alert Enough To Warn
The People In The Way, But I'm OK
The Bullet Nearly Missed His Head It Did
N't Make Him Twice As Dead They Say That
He May Speak Again But They Can't Really Say

And It Could Have Killed Him, But It Didn't So It's Funny.

(LYRICS BY GEVEREND)

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from Sgt. Pepper​’​s Lonely Hearts Club Band, released January 1, 1996
Recorded by Jeremy Scott.

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