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This song is a time machine
This song is a time machine
All existence is in peril as we fly between
Different times, forever shifting for a change of scene
Because this song is a time machine

Whoa! Traveling through time now. Kinda freaky
Gettin’ all time sick -- events get leaky
Changing the future, changing the past
Living life twice over, having a blast
Makin’ paradoxes happen that could blow a hole
In the universe so big we’ll never get control
I’m breaking every rule of physics you got in you, I’m
Destabilizing the space-time continuum

This song is a time machine…

Today I went back in time and shot myself as a kid
But I didn’t fade away, ‘cause after I did
I went back again and shot myself before I did it
They’ll never find the crazy time-bubble where I hid it
Time won’t catch up. I can cover my tracks
Tying knots in that timeball, flyin’ through the cracks
In case it does and I still get canned, my
life will come back, ‘cause I just fathered my grandma

This song is a time machine…

“Hey Jude” before the Beatles can make you millions
A penny in a bank account, later makes billions
Pose with a caveman on my next vacation
Try to stop, but somehow cause the JFK assassination
Gonna rewrite history, be part of the past
I shouldn't have that kind of power? You can kiss my ass
You can’t stop me now, you can’t give me the boot, ya
Can’t change a damn thing I already did in the future

This song is a time machine…



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