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Old Honey Badger was sad one morning
‘Til the magical ferret saved the day
And zapped away every one of his troubles
And made his pain go away
This will not end well - This will not end well

Honey Badger was filled with so much magic
He climbed to the highest cliff to yell
To tell the world the truth and all of the answers
Did he have a story to tell!
This will not end well - This will not end well

But no one was there to hear his story
But good old Honey Badger would not be deterred
The cliff wasn’t high enough, but he could go higher
‘Cause the magic ferret’s wisdom had to be heard

So he gathered the garbage from all the forest
Made a teetering pile up to the sky
He stood so proud and tall and majestic
He wobbled up there so high
This will not end well - This will not end well

But none of the creatures of the forest could hear him
So he got their attention by punching their moms
And he built a megaphone from a fork in a toaster
And powered it with nuclear bombs
This will not end well - This will not end well

And just to make sure everybody could hear him
He smoked some meth and carved a bigger mouth on his face
Mustered up courage by selling his soul to Satan
Them he shouted his message all over the place

All the creatures heard the message and all were happy
Honey Badger's joy was second to none
‘Til Magic ferret said to Honey Badger,
"I'm leaving. My work is done"
This will not end well - This will not end well
This will not end well - This will not end well
This will not end well - This will not end...

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