Random Singles

by A Halo Called Fred

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Hold the Turkey 01:59
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I want turkey soup! But we don't have turkey soup! But I ordered turkey soup! We only have pea soup! So what do I do? You gotta cancel your order! So this is how it has to be: Hold the Turkey and make it Pea Hold the Turkey and make it Pea When ya can't get what ya want naturally Hold the Turkey and make it..... Pea I gotta water my plants! But we're all out of water! But I just brought some water! The turkey drank all the water! So what do I do? We gotta get some new water! So this is how it has to be: Hold the Turkey and make it Pee Hold the Turkey and make it Pee When ya can't get what ya want naturally Hold the Turkey and make it..... Pee I'm gonna get Turkish coffee! We just got Turkish coffee! Bought a ticket to Turkey! But it's on Avenue P! So what do I do? Just cancel your ticket! So this is how it has to be: Hold the Turkey and make it P Hold the Turkey and make it P When ya can't get what ya want naturally Hold the Turkey and make it..... P
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Aliens (Circus Mix) 02:41
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Zero Fucks (Single version) 03:12
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Geverend Dee - Smell the Roses 02:54
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Gonna take the time to smell the roses Change my stiff posture to funny poses Hide my sheild until it decomposes Smile from ear to ear, laugh nose to noses I hear my brains rattle and I’m a little more pensive I’ve got gold in my pockets but life’s still too expensive To make it rain, shower the word in grand bravado While these golden handcuffs keep me from El Dorado Changing what the present presupposes Watch what the overlap juxtaposes Open my eyes to what life exposes Open my mind to what life proposes I’ll follow you anywhere, 'cause you're everywhere I'd go Everything I think and every feeling I could know I'll keep the oil in the spoon and not miss the sights above And I’ll love ‘til it hurts and when the hurt’s gone I’ll just love Gonna take the time to smell the roses Change my stiff posture to funny poses Hide my shield until it decomposes Smile from ear to ear, laugh nose to noses First I’ll take the time to smell the roses
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Giant Robot 02:48
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Giant Robot, Please don’t kill me Giant Robot, You really scare me but you really thrill me I will tame you as you squash and kill Even if I can’t stop you I’ll tame you still To subtly manipulate in ways most fitting As you squash and kill while doing my bidding Giant Robot Towering above you Giant Robot You really scare me but I really love you I’ve created a monster under my control Let the world quake and cower! Let my beastie roll over quaking masses. Nothing they can do! Although sometimes I wonder who’s controlling who Now I know what you’re thinking You're thinking "Geverend, The giant robot won't do us harm! Humans BUILT the damn thing! It's our creation! Don't be the fearmonger who spreads the alarm!" And you're probably right. Our intentions are pure I probably should stop singing this song? I'll just sit back here and think about how Nothing could possibly go wrong While I hide in the shadows as the planet’s laid waste And I’ll watch as humanity is soon replaced I'm reminded to always heed our worst fears By the metal monster with the crazy gears Giant Robot! Giant Robot! Giant Robot! Giant Robot! Giant Robot! Giant Robot! Giant Robot! Giant Robot!

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Not a real album -- Just a nice little place where we put our non-album singles!

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released April 11, 2020

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A Halo Called Fred New Brunswick, New Jersey

The finest guitar, bass, violin, and Tupperware band in all of time and space, geek-rock legends for over 25 years.

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