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Hold the Turkey
01:59
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I want turkey soup!
But we don't have turkey soup!
But I ordered turkey soup!
We only have pea soup!
So what do I do?
You gotta cancel your order!
So this is how it has to be:
Hold the Turkey and make it Pea
Hold the Turkey and make it Pea
When ya can't get what ya want naturally
Hold the Turkey and make it..... Pea
I gotta water my plants!
But we're all out of water!
But I just brought some water!
The turkey drank all the water!
So what do I do?
We gotta get some new water!
So this is how it has to be:
Hold the Turkey and make it Pee
Hold the Turkey and make it Pee
When ya can't get what ya want naturally
Hold the Turkey and make it..... Pee
I'm gonna get Turkish coffee!
We just got Turkish coffee!
Bought a ticket to Turkey!
But it's on Avenue P!
So what do I do?
Just cancel your ticket!
So this is how it has to be:
Hold the Turkey and make it P
Hold the Turkey and make it P
When ya can't get what ya want naturally
Hold the Turkey and make it..... P
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Aliens (Circus Mix)
02:41
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Gonna take the time to smell the roses
Change my stiff posture to funny poses
Hide my sheild until it decomposes
Smile from ear to ear, laugh nose to noses
I hear my brains rattle and I’m a little more pensive
I’ve got gold in my pockets but life’s still too expensive
To make it rain, shower the word in grand bravado
While these golden handcuffs keep me from El Dorado
Changing what the present presupposes
Watch what the overlap juxtaposes
Open my eyes to what life exposes
Open my mind to what life proposes
I’ll follow you anywhere, 'cause you're everywhere I'd go
Everything I think and every feeling I could know
I'll keep the oil in the spoon and not miss the sights above
And I’ll love ‘til it hurts and when the hurt’s gone I’ll just love
Gonna take the time to smell the roses
Change my stiff posture to funny poses
Hide my shield until it decomposes
Smile from ear to ear, laugh nose to noses
First I’ll take the time to smell the roses
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Giant Robot
02:48
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Giant Robot, Please don’t kill me
Giant Robot, You really scare me but you really thrill me
I will tame you as you squash and kill
Even if I can’t stop you I’ll tame you still
To subtly manipulate in ways most fitting
As you squash and kill while doing my bidding
Giant Robot
Towering above you
Giant Robot
You really scare me but I really love you
I’ve created a monster under my control
Let the world quake and cower! Let my beastie roll
over quaking masses. Nothing they can do!
Although sometimes I wonder who’s controlling who
Now I know what you’re thinking
You're thinking "Geverend, The giant robot won't do us harm!
Humans BUILT the damn thing! It's our creation!
Don't be the fearmonger who spreads the alarm!"
And you're probably right. Our intentions are pure
I probably should stop singing this song?
I'll just sit back here and think about how
Nothing could possibly go wrong
While I hide in the shadows as the planet’s laid waste
And I’ll watch as humanity is soon replaced
I'm reminded to always heed our worst fears
By the metal monster with the crazy gears
Giant Robot! Giant Robot!
Giant Robot! Giant Robot!
Giant Robot! Giant Robot!
Giant Robot! Giant Robot!
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