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We proudly present our tribute to Dr. Weinersmith's Gentleman's Single-Use Unlubricated Monocle!

The monocle was conceived by Zach Weiner in SMBC Comics:
www.smbc-comics.com

Available for all single-use monocular needs at:
singleusemonocles.com

Debuted at the 2015 Steampunk World's Fair in Piscataway, NJ

lyrics

This is my monocle
It makes me look so sophisticated
My monocle
I’m so fashionably outdated
Stare into your soul with the complete protection of a little hole filled with glass. Yeah I got class and so much sass, you see, I see you seeing me see you and so on. Don’t you see I see so clearly
With My Monocle
My Gentleman’s Single-Use Unlubricated Monocle

This is my monocle
It makes me feel so elegant
My Monocle
Makes one of my eyes relevant
Like Mr Peanut, Colonel Klink, The Count, and Karl Marx, The Penguin parks his glassy circle on that eyeball, drinks his highball, lookin’ dapper. Got a flapper on each arm. I’ll do no harm, you see I see all. Let the chips fall where they must! Monocle or bust!
My Monocle
My Gentleman’s Single-Use Unlubricated Monocle

What makes a teacher professorial? Monocle!
What makes a colleague conspiratorial? Monocle!
What’s makes a dashingly fine pictorial? Monocle!
What fashion lives for time immemorial?

Stare into your soul with the complete protection of a little hole filled with glass. Yeah I got class and so much sass, you see, I see you seeing me see you and so on. Don’t you see I see so clearly
Just Like Mr Peanut, Colonel Klink, The Count, and Karl Marx, The Penguin parks his glassy circle on that eyeball, drinks his highball, lookin’ dapper. Got a flapper on each arm. I’ll do no harm, you see I see all. Let the chips fall where they must! Monocle or bust!

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