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You have one new message.

Hey guys! It's Szilvia. What if A Halo Called Fred made a tribute song to bronies! How awesome would that be?

Yeah! That would be great! Why not?

Wait... One question.

What's that?

What's a brony?

Maybe they like to watch My Little Pony
Put on fluffy suits with pink tails as they go
Or maybe they like to make up new pony stories
They might do these things, but I really don’t know
So we could all sit around, singin’ ‘bout how they whinny and whine
But out of respect for the Bronies, I think I’ll decline

Maybe they fly on a sparkly rainbow
Or conjure up flowers with a magical spell
Or perform mind control with a swirl of their eyeballs
They might do these things, but I really can’t tell
We could sing of how their powers make the universe the ultimate Nirvana
But out of respect for the Bronies, I don’t think I wanna

Maybe all bronies make excellent lovers
Give you every delight that you’ve ever looked for
Maybe they’ll make your toes curl up in pleasure
They might do these things, but I’m really not sure
So we could sing about orgasmic beams of light that they shoot from their ass
But out of respect for the Bronies, I think I’m gonna pass

Maybe they’re people with lives and with day jobs
Who deal with life’s problems just like me and you
Maybe they like to have fun on their downtime
I’d sing of these things, if I knew they were true
So we could sing about the joys of not taking life so seriously
But out of respect for the bronies, I’ll let that one be

Or we could all sit around singin’ ‘bout how then whinny and whine
But out of respect for the bronies, I think I’ll decline
Yes, out of respect for the bronies, I think I’ll decline

Yeah! Woo hoo!

You're right. Let's not do a song about bronies.

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from Go Home Drama You're Drunk and Other Tales of Going Through Hell to Escape the Evil Monkeys, released January 15, 2020

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