Pignocerous of Spleebonia (Very Real Threats)

from by A Halo Called Fred

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You think my brain is cracked? ‘Cause my movements are tracked
By the CIA. You know they’re gonna extract
All my thoughts, and when they get ‘em, I’m gonna get whacked
It's a goddamn shame, but it’s a goddamn fact
Then the sand creatures come with their big rubber skins
With that cork in their belly, gonna hold the sand in
They kinda look human, ‘til you unplug the hole
Sand pours out, skin deflates, then fills back up with your soul

You think this country’s safe? One nation indivisible?
Just wait until China goes and turns itself invisible!
Don’t give me that shit! This is for real, you can’t contain it!
Have you watched their credit rating rise? How else can you explain it?
I’m speaking the truth man! Don’t you doubt me, don’t you scold me!
I know it’s all true, ‘cause that Pignocerous told me!
Don’t want his protection? Go ahead and be dead!
Don’t come running to me when they repurpose your head!

Got no comfort to loan ya
No one gonna phone ya
Nobody’s got the brass
Except for Pignocerous of Spleebonia
He's a pig man with a rhinocerASS
He’s gonna kill all the bastards
No one does it faster
We’ll be forever in his debt
We’ll let him call himself our lord and master
‘Cause he’ll save us from these VERY REAL THREATS




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