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Giant Robot
02:48
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Giant Robot, Please don’t kill me
Giant Robot, You really scare me but you really thrill me
I will tame you as you squash and kill
Even if I can’t stop you I’ll tame you still
To subtly manipulate in ways most fitting
As you squash and kill while doing my bidding
Giant Robot
Towering above you
Giant Robot
You really scare me but I really love you
I’ve created a monster under my control
Let the world quake and cower! Let my beastie roll
over quaking masses. Nothing they can do!
Although sometimes I wonder who’s controlling who
Now I know what you’re thinking
You're thinking "Geverend, The giant robot won't do us harm!
Humans BUILT the damn thing! It's our creation!
Don't be the fearmonger who spreads the alarm!"
And you're probably right. Our intentions are pure
I probably should stop singing this song?
I'll just sit back here and think about how
Nothing could possibly go wrong
While I hide in the shadows as the planet’s laid waste
And I’ll watch as humanity is soon replaced
I'm reminded to always heed our worst fears
By the metal monster with the crazy gears
Giant Robot! Giant Robot!
Giant Robot! Giant Robot!
Giant Robot! Giant Robot!
Giant Robot! Giant Robot!
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Here's how to get a million hits on YouTube
A three step guide to make you fly above the common rube
And make your content shine even brighter than a flash cube
It's how to get a million hits on YouTube
STEP 1: Spend a million bucks for corporate backing
STEP 2: Boost your hits with lots of clever Russian hacking
STEP 3: Make it super sexy, keep the horn-dogs whacking
And that's how you get a million hits on YouTube
Wait.. But maybe that won't cut it.
Maybe this is it....
STEP 1: Start a cult of mind control and lots of brainwashing
STEP 2: Pretend only you know the truth that they keep squashing
STEP 3: Post new lies daily just to keep 'em watching
And that's how you get a million hits on YouTube
I think we finally got it..
Let's see if that worked!
How to get a million hits on YouTube
We'll make it really easy just like solving a Rubik's Cube
Or Goldbach's conjecture, or refilling the toothpaste tube
It's how to get a million hits on YouTube
Here we go!
Get those hits up, with a rockin' violin solo Queenie!
Instrumental verse ending in:
Uh oh. Still not quite enough.
Well then here's the real steps.
STEP 1: Be a total dick that so sane mind could ever like
STEP 2: Throw a tantrum. Feign remorse. Apologize forever-like
STEP 3: Take it back. Blame the system. Name it something clever like:
"How to Get a Million Hits on YouTube!"
And then we can finally watch
those hits roll in.
At least 'til we get cancelled
How to get a million hits on YouTube
And generate excitement like a glimpse of side boob
And drop more records than Dre, Snoop, and Ice Cube
It's how to get a million hits on YouTube
WOO HOOO! I think we did it!
Are we famous yet?
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Hold the Turkey
01:59
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I want turkey soup!
But we don't have turkey soup!
But I ordered turkey soup!
We only have pea soup!
So what do I do?
You gotta cancel your order!
So this is how it has to be:
Hold the Turkey and make it Pea
Hold the Turkey and make it Pea
When ya can't get what ya want naturally
Hold the Turkey and make it..... Pea
I gotta water my plants!
But we're all out of water!
But I just brought some water!
The turkey drank all the water!
So what do I do?
We gotta get some new water!
So this is how it has to be:
Hold the Turkey and make it Pee
Hold the Turkey and make it Pee
When ya can't get what ya want naturally
Hold the Turkey and make it..... Pee
I'm gonna get Turkish coffee!
We just got Turkish coffee!
Bought a ticket to Turkey!
But it's on Avenue P!
So what do I do?
Just cancel your ticket!
So this is how it has to be:
Hold the Turkey and make it P
Hold the Turkey and make it P
When ya can't get what ya want naturally
Hold the Turkey and make it..... P
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